Here be narcissistic lines

— Yesterday a teacher at multilingual communication (“translation and stuff”) said to me “if I’d known you type that fast I would’ve given you a *book* to write!” (our assignment was to time how fast we wrote a 3-page paper with styles and a table — and then translate it)
— The same teacher once said, that the reason he always refers to me (for guest lecturers to ask for help, he asks me to help other students, tells me computer tips and tricks…), is that I seem to know everything :) (well, among computer-illiterate humanists…)
— Last week, I got honked at (I worry about the person’s eye-sight, though… he shouldn’t be driving a big truck)